"Hostess: how many people for your table? Me: like a trade?"

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The funniest tweets from women this week, holiday edition ⛄️ The hilarious ladies of Twitter are here to spread some holiday cheer -- perhaps it will inspire you to give your takeout order a name, or at least know that everyone else snacks for most of the afternoon. Check out some of the funniest tweets from women this week below, then click the button at the bottom to see the rest. You can also visit our "funniest tweets from women" page for our past collections. Happy holidays! MORE TWEETS HERE ✨Before you go...✨ Let us know how you're feeling about the holidays -- click to take the poll below. ⬇️ HuffPost is now a part of Verizon Media Group. On May 25, 2018 we introduced a new Privacy Policy which will explain how your data is used and shared. Learn more. ©2019 HuffPost | 770 Broadway, New York, NY 10003 You are receiving this email because you signed up for updates from HuffPost Feedback | Privacy Policy | Unsubscribe