"if I’m not married in the next 5 years I’m gonna make a wedding registry for me and my dog"

Have a great weekend <3 > No Images? Click here       The 20 funniest tweets from women this week, wow-it's-the-holidays edition Perhaps you're planning on venturing out to Target this weekend, or maybe you're trying to figure out what to tell people to get you for the holidays (might we suggest the gourmet cheese section?!) -- whatever you're dealing with, the hilarious ladies of Twitter 100% get it. Check out some of the funniest tweets from women this week below, then click the button at the bottom to see the rest. You can also visit our "funniest tweets from women" page for our past collections. Enjoy! MORE LOLS THIS WAY    .   HuffPost is now a part of Oath and a part of Verizon. On May 25, 2018 we introduced a new Oath Privacy Policy which will explain how your data is used and shared. Learn More. Get the funniest tweets from women every Saturday sent straight to your inbox. Like what you see? Share with a friend. Can't get enough? Check out The Good Life and How Not To Raise A Jerk.   ©2018 HuffPost | 770 Broadway, New York, NY 10003 You are receiving this email because you signed up for updates from HuffPost Feedback | Privacy Policy | Unsubscribe    . -- -- Preferences  |  Unsubscribe