"Saying 'my battery is low and it’s getting dark' will now be how I exit any and all social events."

Have a great weekend <3 > No Images? Click here       The 20 funniest tweets from women this week, post-Valentine's Day edition It's the weekend, baby! And whether you're struggling to weave in between brunch tables that are too close together or are watching a new show with the closed captioning on, the funny ladies of Twitter totally understand. Check out some of the funniest tweets from women this week below; then click the button at the bottom to see the rest. You can also visit our "funniest tweets from women" page for our past collections. Have a great one!  MORE TWEETS THIS WAY 🔜    .   HuffPost is now a part of Oath and a part of Verizon. On May 25, 2018 we introduced a new Oath Privacy Policy which will explain how your data is used and shared. Learn More. Get the funniest tweets from women every Saturday sent straight to your inbox. Like what you see? Share with a friend. Can't get enough? Check out The Good Life and How Not To Raise A Jerk.   ©2018 HuffPost | 770 Broadway, New York, NY 10003 You are receiving this email because you signed up for updates from HuffPost Feedback | Privacy Policy | Unsubscribe    . -- -- Preferences  |  Unsubscribe