"My fav part of living alone is burning my mouth on a pizza bagel & spitting it onto the floor."

Have a great weekend <3 > No Images? Click here       They're here! The 20 funniest tweets from women this week Happy Women's History Month!! Spend your weekend as the ladies of Twitter do -- pretending you are a burrito, eating a pizza bagel that’s too hot and wondering why you have a Roth IRA if the world is going to end soon. Check out some of the funniest tweets from women this week below, then click the button at the bottom to see the rest. You can also visit our "funniest tweets from women" page for our past collections. Have a lovely weekend! MORE TWEETS THIS WAY!    .   HuffPost is now a part of Oath and a part of Verizon. On May 25, 2018 we introduced a new Oath Privacy Policy which will explain how your data is used and shared. Learn More. Get the funniest tweets from women every Saturday sent straight to your inbox. Like what you see? Share with a friend. Can't get enough? Check out The Good Life and How Not To Raise A Jerk.   ©2018 HuffPost | 770 Broadway, New York, NY 10003 You are receiving this email because you signed up for updates from HuffPost Feedback | Privacy Policy | Unsubscribe    . -- -- Preferences  |  Unsubscribe